Dear Robert Pattinson,
Please contact your manager immediately and request a movie role in which you play Robert Plant. It is very important that you start growing out your hair now so it will be long and luxurious when you start filming. Also, if you are worried about your hair being straight, it will curl right up if your singing is passionate enough. If you are still not convinced, please see Jack White for reassurance of that phenomenon.
Thank you very much..
People halfheartedly chuckle throughout most casual conversations…it’s a modern extension of the verbalized pause, built by TV laugh tracks.
– Chuck Klosterman (From Ben Blackwell’s blog, “Tremble Under Boom Lights” )
welll.. it didn’t make the cut with my teacher, but i like it and i want it to be visible somewhere..
As I am still but moldable clay,
Young and not yet set;
I am sculpted by the hands which embody
All that I encounter.
With each new step or melody,
Comes a new groove,
The candy cane children
Preserve their handprint in the youth.
Two brothers scratch their names,
Just into to surface.
A cannonball dent is the fault
of a wild-card captain.
Each different town or city
Has a potent air
That brings with it a love for that place.
Air that absorbs and is absorbed.
While rain and winds can be deceived,
The greater elements of sun and time,
Are undeterred by vain attempts.
They triumphantly turn the clay to stone,
Providing an awful menace to,
Malicious squashers
